When I walk into Sephora & don't know where to start

When my friends and I get pulled over

whatshouldwecallme:

Bahahahaha.

Fighting with my mom

On an airplane, when the person in front of me puts their seat back

When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

When I try to put on makeup without a mirror

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… Michelle was like “I TOLD YOU SO.”

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… Twitter & Tumblr were all:

(Thanks for all the shares, o ye gay-friendly citizens of the interwebs.)

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… I bopped at my desk for a bit.

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

whenobamaendorsed:

… I was overwhelmed with FEELIIIINGS!

When Obama endorsed marriage equality…

(via daavigod)

daavigod:

X__X

daavigod:

X__X

(Source: )

daavigod:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

daavigod:

LMFAO

daavigod:

X__X
runawayvag:

I would run from anyone who smelled like colon. Even if my own mother smelled like colon. …What does colon smell like?

daavigod:

X__X

runawayvag:

I would run from anyone who smelled like colon. Even if my own mother smelled like colon. …What does colon smell like?

(Source: spitecho)